Kim Kardashian Bought My House
I build exceptional luxury residences for rich people. People that ask me to provide for hot, filtered water to wash their Maserati in the garage when they have never washed a car in their life. People who think heated floors, steam rooms, Jacuzzi fog generators, tanning beds, weight training and cardio centers, putting greens, closet beverage centers, heated toilets with bidets and stripper poles are in everyone’s home. It may sound like I am making light of these requests, however, they inspire me. Doesn’t everyone have a chandelier, seating and entry-censored lighting in their room for shoes? Well, I do now.